Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Personal Ad

Single Asian male seeks SWF for Godly/Biblical marriage.

  • You must submit to my unabashedly traditional and "chauvinistic" desire for you to "give up a career," stay at home, and start a "weird" homeschooling family with more than the suburban standard 1.5 "UNSOCIALIZED(!!)" children.
  • Must be willing to do LAUNDRY and spend much time barefoot and pregnant.
  • I like healthy food, a pretty face, a gentle and quiet spirit, and long walks through the library and supermarket.

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Hey, whaddya know...We have winner!

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