Banes of My Existence, Part I

• Toilets that are too high.
• Bathrooms that are more than 50 paces from my desk at work.
• Stuff on top rack of dishwasher always still has beads of water on them, even if I leave it for a day.
• Weddings, especially your own (haha, no more worrying about that!).
• Having three groomsmen who act like rowdy two year olds (no more worrying about that either).
  
• Spiders that emerge from nowhere, that the wife summons me to destroy. (What will she ever do when she encounters one while I'm at work?)
• Roman raiding parties that somehow slip in undetected to my capital city in Rise of Nations.
• Income tax.
• Netgear wireless routers that inexplicably ceased to function.
• The constant taste of foot-in-my-mouth. Ask Harmony for countless examples.