What To Do With Boring Roman Candles

July 4, 2006. Right in front of my apartment. It was one of my roommates instigating all this, not me. Of course, in attempting to duplicate something like this (which everyone should try once in a lifetime, or more), always have a hose or fire extinguisher, unlike when we did it. And maybe do it more than 10 feet from your front door.

He took apart a bunch of those boring Roman candles (you know, "Caution - emits shower of sparks") and combined them all together, thinking we'd just get a flamethrower or some sort of dragon breath type thing. The result was much more entertaining.